on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
(Source: atheistmingle)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND THEN HE SAID THIS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.
PLEASE, GIVE ME AN OXYGEN MACHINE, BECAUSE WHAT IS AIR?
(Source: ristevska08)
